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| Your brother, Max, has some questions about Goldilocks and the Three Bears. | |
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| You mean like, "Why isn't the story titled, 'Three Carnivores bait their house for blonde prey'?" | |
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| No, Mr. Snarky Answer. He can't understand why one bowl can be "too hot" another "too cold" and the third "just right." | |
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| I'll tell him porridge defies the laws of thermal dynamics and that oatmeal is replacing plasma as the fourth state of matter. | |
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| NO YOU WON'T! He'll believe you. I'll just say that each bowl was made out of a different material and that each conducted heat differently. | |
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| I think I'll post to the internet the headline, "Blonde Juvenile Delinquent Busted for Breaking and Entering In Search of Thermal Equilibrium." | |
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