All comics by daveliner

 

by daveliner
8-31-10
As I reflected on what brought me to this...zombiedom...
...I made a decision.
Not only would I heed the advice of my father...
Do what you love and love what you do.
...but I would eat like a king.
What the...

 

by daveliner
8-31-10
Yesterday I hated everyone, especially Gene 'The Coffee Fiend'.
Want a cup-a-joe? It'll perk ya right up! Yep, yep. Works for me.
No thanks.
Today however, I'm a flesh eating zombie with an appetite.
Oh crap!
Brains!!!

 

by daveliner
8-31-10
I hear that if I eat and drink from you...my hunger will be satiated.
That's right. You will hunger no more my son.
As you probably know already, I took Communion with your Son. And well...I'm still hungry.
I think I know of something that can satisfy your hunger.
I become a hitman for God.
Hello....I'm on a mission from God.

 

by daveliner
9-02-10
Would you like a Talaxian Metremia shake? It's the purrrfect way to spend the afternoon!
I'd...rather have a tall Caitian relaxer, if you know what I mean.
uh...
So...how 'bout those digits?
I'm into Andorians.
Dammit!

 

by daveliner
9-03-10
We won't be serving you.
I'm a paying customer. You have to serve me.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
I just want a Cheesy Chupacabra meal.
Nice try. Have a good day.
This place sucks. I'm going to McDonnagal's.

 

Our special tonight is a generous helping of Golden Calf served with loaves and fishes.
by daveliner, 9-04-10

 

Table for three?
by daveliner, 9-08-10

 

by daveliner
9-08-10
There must be a mistake Captain. This planet is devoid of life.
Not to worry ensign. Nothing more to do here except...
...call for one to beam up.
But it's my first episode!!!

 

by daveliner
9-09-10
So my Mom was like, "Kenny, wipe that shit off your face and get a job" and I was like, "My name is Orpheus."
No kidding. I was in "The Lair", eating a bag of chips, and my Mom said something just like that.
We're so much alike... You're my best friend.
Wanna make out?
I'm gay, remember?
Oh yeah, me too.

 

by daveliner
9-10-10
I love the new iPizzle!
Love is illogical, Captain.
It makes my shizzle fanizzle.
Your biorhythms are fluctuating.
I know...there's an app for that.
ooh!

 

Man, i feel like I'm trapped in one of those optical illusions...
Man, i feel like I'm trapped in one of those optical illusions...
by daveliner, 11-13-10

 

by daveliner
8-12-11
(by G, age 5)
You look good with that costume.
Haaaaaaaa!
I'm a real vampire! I'm going to drink your blood!

 

by daveliner
5-26-12
Welcome to Hell! What can I do for you?
Lucifer, buddy...What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be out hobnobbing with politicians or something?
It passes the time. I like working with people. Did you want to order?
...Uh, ok, I'll have a number 7.
You should try the number 6. It's really good.
Number 7's good.

 

by daveliner
5-26-12
Now ensign...Put the phaser down.
I heard about you and the helmsman. You stay away.
That never happened. Besides...What's a little time on the holodeck between pals, Huh?
Aaaagh! And I'm wearing a red shirt! What? Are you going jettison my body when you're through with me?
Siri, play Barry White.
Sir, I'm not comfortable with this. Not comfortable at all.

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