Southern Pride Shitheads who drive big trucks because they have small penises want to get revenge on the North for taking away their slavery.
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| "Yee Haw. I love the South. Go Confederate States of America!" | |
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| Jesus Christ. Why the fuck are people like that? | |
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President Bush answers the phone.
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| Ring Ring. President, the South is rising again. | |
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| "Hey, hows this red thing talking to me? Hello? Machine?" | |
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President Bush tells the military what to do.
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| "Guys go kill the guy on the horse with the flag." | |
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| I dont talk or think. I am in the military. | |
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