All comics by davinciclone

 

by davinciclone
7-11-01
Why do I have to be constipated...
OOOOooooooOOOOooooo....
Gah!
Did I scare the shit out of you?
Don't I fuckin' wish.

 

by davinciclone
7-12-01
In other news...
The Institute for Intracranial Studies has determined that the new fad of putting nails in your head is, in fact, a hoax.
This does not bode very fucking well...
Now here's Bob with the weather. Bob? Thanks, Jim. we can expect sunny skies over the next few days...

 

by davinciclone
7-12-01
Do you love me, or is it just lust?
What an odd question. You know we've never actually met.
I know, but I'd have to think that you do. I mean, you're home on a Saturday night, talking to me...
No, I'm on a date. We stopped off for coffee and they have internet access.
A date...?
Yeah, he's in the bathroom. Oh, wait, he's back.*hottie97420 has logged off*

 

by davinciclone
7-12-01
Sometimes, for no reason at all, I find myself thinking about God.
Does he watch over us, like they always told us in Sunday school? Does he care about the unimportant little lives we lead, our triumphs and defeats, our hopes, our dreams? Does he love us?
And are all those people I killed whispering in his ear about me?

 

by davinciclone
9-14-03
You are not your fucking khakis, blah blah blah...
Uh-huh...
You are not the contents of your wallet, you're not how much money you have in the bank, blah, blah...
I may not be all those things, but you're lunch.
*BURP*

 

by davinciclone
9-14-03
And the Lord said:
I am the Lord thy God, and I say unto thee: thou shalt not spanketh.
What, like, at all? Not even a little?
No, not at all. This I command.
That's just plain stupid. I don't need some dude nailed to sticks telling me not to spank it. We earthbound types need to spank it.
And so...
Spanking or non-spanking?
What the fuck do you think, smartass?

 

by davinciclone
9-14-03
...so i told her i couldn't see her anymore and that i have to have some time for myself...
...i even told her that it wasn't me, it was definitely her and that she was driving me nuts.
...you know, you're a wonderful listener. thanks for that, you don't know how much it means.
yeah, well, speaking of nuts, make with some, asshole.

 

by davinciclone
9-14-03
Lord God, hear my prayer...
Put me beyond the petty concerns of Man, place me outside the cares of frail humanity...
You got it.
Ah, fuck. I need an oil change.
Careful what you wish for, asshole.

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