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by deadbees
1-27-01
That's it I've given up on the farce we call life, and there's nothing you can say to stop me Chief Sitting Chicken!
And I respect that Steven, but I just have one question for you...
WWJD?
Are you suggesting crucifixion?
Note to self: next time keep beak shut.

 

by deadbees
1-27-01
Hmmm, what would Jesus do?
I know, I'll just ask him! It's so insanely simple it just might work!
Hey Steve!
Oh, hey TV Don. Say you wouldn't know how I could get in touch with Christ would you?
Have you tried licking the back of one of those crazy toads yet?

 

by deadbees
1-27-01
It's incredibly simple Steve. I tweaked out that trashcan with various parts from a Concord jet, so all you have to do is program in the destination as Jesus and voila!
That's very handy of you Don, but where'd you get the plane parts from?
Ya can't make an omlette Steve...

 

by deadbees
1-27-01
So all I have to do is program in "Jesus Christ" in the little computer screen here?
yup.
Man, if this ain't irony...
Actually it's New Jersey.

 

by deadbees
1-29-01
So you're saying you aren't Jesus Christ...
That's correct. I am, in fact, Satan.
And you're saying that my display actually doesn't say "Jesus Christ" at all...
That's also true. Your display actaully reads "666"...
Odd, since those don't seem to be spelled the same at all.
Quite.

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