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| Hey Santa. Remember last Christmas? | |
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| Dude, we were so wasted! You did that line of cookies off a reindeer's ass. | |
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| Yeah, Rudolph still won't look me in the eye. I mean, ****, I didn't donkey punch him or anything. | |
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| And the elves were all trying to stop you from driving the sleigh. | |
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| I know, like who's gonna pull ME over. No one's gonna give Santa a D.U.I. Not unless you want me to **** in your present every year. I won't even bother with the coal. That's how I roll. | |
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