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					| Satan's Public Access Cooking Show: Cookin' with the Devil |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | On today's show, we have a SPECIAL guest. Say hello to Rachel Ray. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Today we'll be making a recipe, called "Back Alley Aborted Fetus Pot Pie." |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | The first step in this recipe is to find some freshly aborted fetus's. Look for the ones with coat hangers still in them. That means they are REALLY fresh. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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