Man Vs. Wild: Urban Jungle Edition

Author: deathtoradio

Date: March 29, 2009

by deathtoradio
3-29-09
On this edition of Man vs. Wild, we go into the heart of the urban jungle.
Uh, oh. Gotta watch out for these darker colored city dwellers. They usually arn't dangerous unless they are in a pack, or if they have a stinger(gun).
What, fool?
Juveniles, like this one, can usually be distracted with loose change, or chicken wings. Just toss some on the ground and watch them scramble for it.
Yo' momma!
If all else fails, simply find a body of water and wade in up to your neck. Don't worry, these little guys won't follow; they can't swim.
Gimme all yo money, bitch. Don't make me axe you again.