The Discovery Channel Presents: The Green Crested Dumbass

Author: deathtoradio

Date: June 4, 2013

My hair is the same color as every blade of grass in this field. The pain... ohhh the pain!!!
Day 25 observations of the rare Green Crested Dumbass in his native habitat. Specimen appears distraught over hair. Will attempt to have sex with it later.
by deathtoradio, 6-04-13