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I am Mr Do. I am sedentary by nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I'm angered, I can be a devil -if you force me to fight, I will crush you. With apples.

i'm pc, are you pc

by decker
2-21-02


	I can't stand this whole notion of being politically correct in everything we do or say. How can we express ourselves? How can we form opinions?


	It's not so bad. Look at all the positive things that have come about from it.


	...hmm, yeah. I did notice that they put braille on the drive-thru at my ATM.


	I hate you.

save it for later

by decker
2-21-02

one happy, shiny Earth Day...


	Earth Day is so lame. A bunch of tree hugging "trustifarians", who think its cool to be an activist. I didn't know activisim was as easy as wearing a tie-dyed $30 t-shirt picturing earth.


	...it's not like everyone here is going to hold out on some high-paying job at some chemical company after graduation. Well, whatever, probably just me being cynical.


	I just almost got run over by a Range Rover full of hippies.

consummation

by decker
2-21-02

they have a heart to heart...


	You know, I really think it's time we took our relationship to another level.


	I agree.


	There is the obvious problem of size difference though...


	Damn, do you really think wrapping yourself in duct-tape will really keep you from exploding?


	Shaddup and fuck me!

educate me

by decker
2-22-02


	I can't believe you were accepted into State U, but I was passed over...


	class president, decent GPA, member of every club. What did you ever do?


	It was a special scholarship for talking squirrels with ADD.


	Yeah, that seems fair...


	Gotta go, I'm late for my basket-weaving class!

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