The Apocalypse Insurance Agency (kinda an inside joke) by desfunk10-04-01 Shit man! a frickin car just fell on my house! Aww man! then you gotta check out these guys down on the corner! they handle this kind of stuff! now down at the corner So what was your problem again? a car fell on my house! so is it true that you guys cover this kinda stuff? sorry to tell ya this, but we don't cover signs of the apocalypse.... WTF this isn't a sign! a damn car fell on my house!!! so what the hell do you guys cover? are you NOT the Apocalypse Insurance Agency??
Ford Commercial "Like the Rock" by desfunk10-04-01 this car now contains the newest GPS system and everything, it even talks! oooooh! look at all theses features Where would you like to go? hmmm..... maybe to...... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU WANNA GO!!!!! and now you see.... this car truly is 'like' the Rock I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ROODY POO CANDY ASS........ SO, DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES......... (and he goes on and on)
Asians n_n by desfunk10-04-01 Why do people always say that us asians look the same? not sure.... let me go ask my sister. Hey SIS! why do they always think us asians look the same? not sure errrr..... enough said o_O