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The Pick-Up Game

by dflux
4-16-01

Sometimes pickup lines don't always work out how you want.


	Do you believe in love at first sight?


	Sure, but it'll cost ya twenty bucks a look!

Sometimes the intended target takes over the line.


	anal probes? Yes, let me show you what we do!

Sometimes you've just had too much to drink!


	Look bub, I just serve the drinks here okay?