preggo santa by diggdugg12-14-01 Somethings moving in my stomache. Is it painful? yep. ... I think I'm pregnant.
rolly polly by diggdugg12-14-01 Somewhere in small town USA... Hey Rolly Polly Dog, whatcha' doin'? I'm balancing on a ball filled with a highly volatile liquid. Hey be careful, tha- FWOOOOSSHHHH!!!! I won't miss him.
mr. explodey rocket! by diggdugg12-14-01 This letter on the rocket says, "DANGER! HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE!" ...please don't see that hammer and make me go explodey. Oh cool, a hammer! I'm so bored, what could I do? ....oh no.... hee heee! whew...close call.
wasted by diggdugg12-14-01 I'm a pink fluffel wuffle. I'm magical! ...Im ...wasted...hic... You're useless!!! Do you think the world owes you anything, you piece of steaming ass loaf!!! ... !!! ...Im ...wasted...hic...
tnt by diggdugg12-14-01 Hi! My name is Tnt. I think it's pronounced T...N...T. Three seperate letters, not Tnt. You think a lot of things, ms. dead girl!!! What does that mean? KA_BLOOOOIEE!!!!