MEANWHILE, A THOUSAND YEARS IN THE PAST, THE WHITE HOUSE WAS ACTUALLY VISIBLE AND NOT OBSCURED BY UGLY JUNK PILED IN FRONT OF IT IN RESPONSE TO THE "THREAT OF TERROR"!
And this shit piled up...
Until what was once a tourist spot open to the public came to resemble a condemned slum!
They say something called the president has been seen in that building!
There's no way you'd ever get me into a hole like that!