But Mrs. Wilmington, you could be in serious trouble! If the cops are on their way, wouldn't you like one last act of passion before you get sent to the slammer?
It's not that severe of a crime Meyers. Like downloading a song or smoking pot. Some people might be dicks about it, but everybody knows it doesn't matter.
YOU MENSTRUATED!!!! IN A PLACE OF BUSINESS!!! Are we even living on the same PLANET?!?!
Aparently not, Meyers.
MEANWHILE
All available units, we have a positive ID on our menstruation suspect. Rape with excessive force!
