Father forgive me for I have sinned. It has been two minutes since my last confession.
Go on. You-fucking-cunt.
In that time I had vaginal intercourse with six different men, and did anal through a glory hole with at least two separate people, that and I sucked off a mule while my husband pissed on me.
Was all of this consentual? Including the donkey?
Well it wasn't consentual on my part. Nor was protection used at any point.
What a saint you truly are! You are free to go and Jesus will be saying about 90 Hail Mary's to YOU
