dikrok  

So how are things going at home, with that... crab? Is he still hounding you for a pounding?

Actually I think I might have sidestepped that problem by getting him a love slave.

Well that's men for ya. One minute you're the only one they want to rape, then some floozy comes along and they forget all about you.

How 'bout you? Are you getting any action these days?

Do you see my knockers?

I can't stop looking, honestly.