Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  diso  

followers
0
following
0
pm : info
diso has not entered a profile.
(hide profiles)

by diso
2-25-08
Deano & Nick Rice are lost in the desert
Oh, FFS Deano, we've been lost in this desert for ages now, we'll never make it out alive.
Chin up buddy, I think I see an oasis just over that hill.
Cool, it is an oasis, I can make a fire and brew some more coffee. I'm still hungray tho, and no sign or a sarnie van yet.
I know, I think I saw a "sausage tree" about a mile back, you get that camp fire going, and I'll go get some sausages!
Nick arrives back at oasis battered and bruised.
Wow, man! It looks like you've taken a serious beating mate, and where's those sausages?
It was my mistake, it wasn't a sausage tree at all, it was a "ham-bush"
share: twitter : facebook

« Back to the Front Page