Sam and Eddy - My first (failed) experiment by disturbingone12-14-01 Sal and Eddy: Pre-date So, where do you want to eat? How about McDonald's? Sal and Eddy: Mid-date Mang... This greasy food gives me the shits. Oh yeah, talk dirty to me, bitch! Sal and Eddy: Post-date Can I use your bathroom? Only if I help!