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by dizogg
5-27-03
A bull is found harassing local businessmen...
Hey, suit, get out of the friggin way
A bull...
Things hot up...
AREN'T YOU LISTENING?!
A BULL?!
The true enemy is revealed...
You have shown no fear...and ended my constant thoughtless bully-boy tactics. How can I repay you?
WITH MILK! HAHAHA!

 

by dizogg
5-27-03
A poignant message.
Life ain't all that pretty when you're default.
Tell me about it.
Despite the high media exposure, I don't feel wanted.
Guys are usually too frightened to make a move on me.
The frankly moving conclusion...
I feel the fact that default people can be of an ethnic minority heart-warming.
TO THE AVERAGE ASIAN WE'RE JUST AVERAGE JOE'S! DON'T YOU GET IT?!?!?

 

by dizogg
5-27-03
Hmm...
I wus jus' thunkin...
Yes...
WHY DOES MY BEARD HAVE A SLIGHTLY BLUE TINT?
...

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
I'll have 2 Cheeseburgers, a large fries, a coke and hold the salad.
Please leave.
Ok.

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
A warehouse...
Hello.
Heellllllloooooooooooo
The hard truth...
Oh, Hello
Yes I am Lou Bega I'll take this delivery. FINALLY I HAVE OBTAINED LOU BEGA'S MAGICAL TRUMPET! HA HA HA! Oh, erm, nothing...

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
Hello

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
Oh yeah...
Mmmmm
......................CENSORED...................
WOAH! HOLY SHIT!
Now thats what I'm talkin' about...

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
Oooh yeh, get down on it, get down, oh yeah momma
OOOOH YEH, GET DOWN ON IT! I'M DOING THE ROBOT, I'M A DANCE MACHINE! WOOOOO!
...
...This never happened

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
It was just a normal day at Goodburger Inc.
Can I have a burger please?
So you want this burger because you like things up your ass, especially men's penises? And because you are the gayest person alive?
...Yes

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
Enter Meatpig.

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
It was just a normal day in the peaceful city of Reptileland
Hey Rudi
Hey B. Winklecharm
I was stuck a finger up my own ass last night.
...
Enter Sandman
Hey B. Winklecharm

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
So, whats up Rudi?
I'm shielding my eyes from you, you sick fuck.
Why?
Because you have your penis hanging out of your flies?! Perhaps?!
Err..No...I don't
Oh.

 

by dizogg
5-28-03
Rudi is dazed and confused...
Yo, Rudi, Ma main man, What up ma nigga?
Err.. Hey B. Winklecharm
...But soon adopts a more suitable manner.
I've decided to become a rap superstar and I gotta adopt a gangsta way of livin and lovin.
Yeh, man, I got a new ride at the weekend, got it hooked up with 28" rims, got it all chromed out nigga.
The dramatic climax
Hey Rudi
Hey, fuck you whiteboy!

 

by dizogg
5-29-03
Just an average Goodburger day.
Welcome to Goodburger, what would you like?
I'd like a Cheeseburger and fries.
How much would you like these items?
...
Fuck you.

 

by dizogg
5-29-03
...
...
The usual?
Yes.

 

by dizogg
5-29-03
Once on a frosty christmas morning...
Hello
Get out of my house, you're a snowman.
Ok

 

by dizogg
5-29-03
Harry returns from a special trip in the woods
Ron you've got to help me! Hagrid revealed himself to me!
Oh you always have to be the big guy don't ya, 'Ooh look I'm Harry Potter!' Well I'm sick of it.
Hey Malfoy! Something real bad just happened!
Fuck you Potter! AL SHAZAM!
Ha Ha! Potter likes willies!

 

by dizogg
5-29-03
A usual day of skiving started to get interesting for young Mitchell...
Hey Mitchell Sadler wanna go on an adventure?
Oh yey!
They embarked on a fun adventure
Isn't this fun
Yes!
This had turned out to be Mitch's day!
I'm going to bum you now.
Oh joy! The icing on the cake!

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
The local Karate club.
Hi...I'd like to join the Karate class, but I'm a total beginner.
...
The local Karate club.
Teh n00b! ROFLMAO! n00bz! LOL!
The local Karate club.
Heh..heh.

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
On the pull...
Hello, A/S/L?
What?
Want Cyber? Are you a girl?
What?!
LOL! n00b! ROFLMAO!

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
Hey, you wanna go out some time?
WTF?!
...

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
At the local zoo
LOL! nOOb!

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
The Twink and Johnson Residence
Hey Johnson
Hey Twink
You know, I'd love to buttfuck you.
Isn't that kind of gay?
Yes.

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
At Goodburger Inc.
Hey Johnson
Hey! I never knew you worked here!
I don't, I'll get chucked out soon.
...
Back home
I really want to put my penis inside your butt.
Don't take this personally, but I'm starting to wonder if you're perhaps gay.

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
The residence of Twink and Johnson
...
I watched you in the shower this morning whilst masturbating.
Why were you masturbating?
Because I was imagining you, buttocks spread, welcoming my stiff meat.
Oh Twink, what are you like eh?

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
In the village
Hey, you know that guy you live with, I have a feeling he, you know, plays for the other team.
What the hell would make you think that???
He anally raped me, on several occasions.
That makes him gay? Excuse me but I wish not to mix with homophobes.
The residence of Twink and Johnson
This idiot today said YOU were GAY! Haha!
I am. AND I WANT TO BUM YOU.

 

by dizogg
5-31-03
Hey Johnson, what is in that bottle?
Its full of your jizz, you left it on my pillow.
How do you know I put it there? How do you know its mine?
Because it has a sticker on it saying 'Johnson's Jizz' and I was in the room when you put it there.
True.

 

by dizogg
2-09-04
Earlier Today
I am made of ye glue!
I stink like poo!
When is Teletubbies on?
Why, are you a gay paedofile?
Yep!
I stink like poo!

 

by dizogg
2-09-04
Yesterday
I'm looking for red squirrels to kill! I call them red niggers!
I'm racist, the world is racist. I love the racist free world!
Meanwhile...
Snooker loopy nuts are we, we're all snooker...
LOOPY!

 

by dizogg
2-09-04
The police station of the future
Hello, I'm a chicken. I'd like to report me dying.
Why are you dead? You are speaking?
I'm not dead, IT WAS A PRANK.
I'm going to kill you for wasting police time.
AHAHAHAHAHA! NO YOU AIN'T!
I feel physically sick.

 

by dizogg
2-09-04
Hi, I come from the time-people!
NO, I'M FROZEN LIKE A PACKET OF FROZEN PEAS!!
How are you frozen in the desert?
I have a huge ninja boner and I was whacking it off until Mr. Freeze 'chilled me out'.
It's time to take you to da coola!
I'm invisible.

 

by dizogg
2-09-04
The life of tomorrow
Don't smoke or you'll end up like me!
Lets play with our hair!
I have no hair! Because I'm a faggot!
My daddy told me not to talk to gays!
I AM YOUR DAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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