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| Santa, we've been watching you for a while now. The kids seem to trust you, and you work at night like us. We need you on our team, nick. Work with me here. | |
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| Listen. I'm all about invading people's homes. But Santa doesnt do charity. So show me some presidents and we talk. | |
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| There hasnt been a human president for 100 years. I can introduce you to the current reptilian chancellor of earth, if that would please you. He's been busy on a big oil campaign lately but... | |
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| Whoa. I'm talking dead presidents. Benjamins. Greenbacks. Money!! Listen, I got 300 unionized elves to look out for..DO something for me.. | |
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| Dont play reindeer games with me lunchbox. Go along with us, and you'll get the north pole. If not, we use the elves for fuel, and make you cut your beard. | |
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| No! ok, you got it. You can torch the elves for all i care, but the beard stays. I think if I saw my own chin I'd freak out. | |
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