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while it is not true that all conservative people are stupid, it is true that all stupid people are conservative. J.S. Mill

papercuts and other hassles of the last week of the semester

by djte
12-04-03

This is another true story


	So I was copying a bunch of study guides for the class i'm teaching when I happen to cut my finger on one of them.


	At this point, the chair of the English Department walks into the copy room and sees me sucking on my finger. His advice?

Yes, I am literally depicting him as a chair. You got a problem, then fuck off.


	Don't bleed on the new copier, Matt