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while it is not true that all conservative people are stupid, it is true that all stupid people are conservative. J.S. Mill

Eddie Izzard is my personal jesus

by djte
1-28-04

The key to good humor: find something abstract


	I heard Englbert Humperdink died today.

Repeat it until it isn't funny.


	No.... Yes, he was riding a car and... no i'm just kidding he... yes, he did

Then keep doing it until it IS funny again. Repeat. (Note: this works better in person and around people who aren't armed)


	Really, he did die... No, he didn't........ Uh-huh, he did. Nope.