All comics by dochan

 

The working life of Iain by dochan 1-28-02
Iain wakes up in his lab. He is still drunk from the night before... Im sick of people thinking im posh il show them all.....fucking.......i dont need this	Iain goes to work but is no mood for his usual wit and charm. Lenny walks in... What the fuck do you want ya fucking....(mumbling drunkingly) Hey Iain ma main man, can i have the News of the World....ho....no wait......hey hold on there dude....rock an' roll....il haaave.........em...	Iain looses another customer. He will regret it in the morning (his job is his life) Listen Lennard!! Make up ur fucking mind or im gona nuke ur fucking caravan HEY!!......WO!!.......chill.....i like your style but you've just overstepped the line and lost yourself a customer.......(under his breath) chuck berry is king

 

The Adventures of Mr Grimmer by dochan 1-28-02
Mr Grimmer is walking about. He spots a lad and homes in.... You know, when i was on the oil rigs we didnt have clothes and........ Fuck off, we all know you were never on an oil rig	He lectures the lads about how to form an orderly lunch queue... You know, iv worked on oil rigs and, yes, me and the lads mucked about but we also worked like men possesed and... Jesus, your a sad bastard	One of the lads makes the mistake of asking for some help with some work... Ho ho, if you had tried that on the oil rigs....i remember one time me and the lads... i want to die

 

Calling on Doug by dochan 1-28-02
A lad goes to call on Doug. Sybil answers the door..... Doug? hmmm let me think....he went out on his bike 3 days ago and i havnt seen him since....what is he like?

 

When a lad calls on Doug by dochan 1-28-02
A lad goes to call on Doug. Cybil answers the door... Doug? hmmm let me think...oh il tell u...he went out on his bike 3 days ago and i havnt seen him since....if u see him tell him to come back for his dinner the wee brat	This time Amanda answers the door... Doug? ehhhhhhhhhhhh.......doug.......do i look like i give a fuck	This time it's Eiony EH!!!..WHAT!!!........DOUG??............THERE WILL BE BUGGER ALL RUGBY IN THIS HOUSE!! im scared

 

A trip to Tubby's shoe shop (true story) by dochan 1-29-02
I go to tubby's to get a new pair of trainers... So what kind of shoes or "trainers", hehe, are you after? I dont want any of your fucking selection because they are all shite	Tubby lets this comment go as he is under stress and carries on... Hehe, you wee tike, how about these ones, they are all wearing them Fuck you, Tubby, the only reason i come here is because i love it when you measure my feet!!	Tubby looses the rag... Listen you little fucking shit head, dont call me Tubby, i know everyone in the area, and my son is extremely fit, so just pick one of my shoes, buy a scone, and fuck off!! What a hunk

 

Blame it on Clunas by dochan 1-29-02
Pete Clunas somehow has to take the stick for causing a major accident. He tries to explain... Yeh, hehe, what actauly happened here is actualy quite, hehe, it wasnt entirely my fault, well maybe but....hehe	Clumas is lumped with the responsibility of being the cause of World War 3... Nah but seriously, i didnt think it would actually go this far, hehehe, quite funny when you think about it really, eh, eh?	Clunas gets the blame for detroying the world. He has been digging himself into a hole.... Right yeh, yeh, i can actauly see why you might be a bit pee'ed off, but every bugga' makes mistakes, hehe, i mean...

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