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| Hey, Ted... What are you doing for Thanksgiving this year? | |
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| First, I'll have a nice meal with my neighbors. Then I'll rape and enslave the women, torture and kill the men, and steal all their property and possessions. | |
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| Then I'll thank God for my good fortune and justify the whole thing by quoting verses from Leviticus, Romans, and Psalms. | |
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| Oh, so you're a traditionalist? | |
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