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by dominionspy
11-15-03
While spiff's back is turned...
I think I'll destroy the forums today
I need more beer
Owen has to deal out punishment
Och - I'll have to ban you
I'll have my revenge!
Just when we thought the forums were getting back to normal...
I'm not him honestly!
Generic dark humour

 

by dominionspy
11-16-03
The last of dominionspy's audience leaves after a particularly bad joke
So I said his head was too big.
Meanwhile on irc...
I'm going off to my channel.
Hi Adam - do you want a stat bot?
Back at the forums...
Stop posting those images!
Own3d.

 

by dominionspy
11-16-03
CombatGold1 spams...
HAHAHAHA
Locked.
geophilip2 starts a thread about it...
No he didn't.
Yes he did.
...until spiff sorts it out again.
NO HE DIDN'T!!
Locked.

 

by dominionspy
11-16-03
Owen has created a new channel. Nobody knows what GoneWacko is up to.
Come to #supremeruleroftheuniverse
/join #supremeruleoftheuniverse /part #supremeruleroftheuniverse
Mayhem ensues in the channel...
What happened there?
Who cares? Get out of my channel.
dominionspy promotes orudge to operator
Only joking.
Not funny!!!!!!!!111111one

 

by dominionspy
11-16-03
A newbie asks an innocent question
Why don't my pre-signals work?
RT*M!
...the barrage continues
Can we have a savegame?
What were you thinking - coming to OUR forum and asking stupid questions like that!
dominionspy remembers that he was a newbie once...
Press Ctrl or let a train has to pass through them.
Thanks very much.

 

by dominionspy
11-16-03
On an unnamed irc channel dominionspy has some fun...
Stop
/kick topcat19
kicking
/kick topcat19
me!
/kick topcat19

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
Welcome to the new Office assistant
You thought I was annoying?
Hello kids!
Meanwhile, in the real world...
What the?
What's the problem bro? Need any help typing (and thinking up the words)?
continued in next strip...
No it's this new office assistant - how do I change it?
Never mind - I've done it now... oh no!

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
...continued from previous strip
Hello, I'm Tux, the Linux Penguin.
Rotez asks for help on the forums and dominionspy responds...
Help - what do I do?
What's the problem?
continued on next strip...
The Linux virus had infested my system!
Never fear - I have the answer...

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
...continued from previous strip
Show me to your computer.
It's this way...
dominionspy confronts the computer...
It's the only way...
Nooooo
The end of the story
I didn't want it to end this way.

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
What are you looking at?

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
You talk tough - but how well do you fight?
I think you'll find--
Hiya!
Ahh, no fair!
Get lost - loser!

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
Two budgies were standing on a perch
Right...
And one says to the other, "Do you smell fish?"
I don't get it.
They were standing on a PERCH.
That's the worst joke I've ever heard.

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
Look behind you!
You must think I'm stupid to fall for that one.
Hello!
A loud gulp is heard two frames back
Hello
Hello

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
Hey Red. Have you seen Blue anywhere?
Haven't seen him in days - do you think we should look for him?
Blue! Are you up here?
He's not down here either.
So where is he?...
...because the sea weed.
Boo. Get off the stage!

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
Oh dear - why are we here?
Bleep bop zing!
I'm looking for a Jellyfish Knight.
I'm Leak Skywater. I can take you to him.
continued in next strip...
These robots are looking for you (and rusting quite badly).
Funny - I don't remember living in the sea. We must save the princess!

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
...continued from previous strip
I've come to save you princess Coral
Aren't you a bit small to be an party pooper?
If you strike me down I'll get back up again.
Your powers of speech are weak old man.
I'm looking for Yoko Ono
Hinder you I can. Yes. Hmm.

 

by dominionspy
11-17-03
dominionspy is naughty...
I'm a n00b.
That's a coincidence, because I like b---- LOCKED!
spiff is sensible...
What happened there?
I got into your head and locked your thread of thought.
dominionspy tries to recover, but fails
Don't you mean TRAIN of thought? Get it?
You is one messed up creature feature, ma main man, yo.

 

by dominionspy
12-04-03
The Death Starfish is nearly ready, my lord.
Yeth - I have fortheen it.
Your training finished you have not.
Why do I need to?
continued in next strip...
Face have you to Darth Red will because.
Boy - I have as much trouble understanding you as Zetor.

 

by dominionspy
12-04-03
...continued from previous strip
No - I am your father!
Nooooo!
A few hours later (film time)...
I will not fight you father.
I you could only know the power of the red side.
The End
If you will not turn then you WILL die!
Hey - leave the poor kid alone.

 

by dominionspy
12-04-03
Flipping heck! Blue's gone missing again!
Where could he be his time?
What are we doing here?
I thought he might by trying to tell jokes again.
So where is blue?
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't eat you?
B-b-because I've just soiled myself.

 

by dominionspy
12-04-03
Blue explains that he has a couple of problems...
I've got two problems :- the first is short-term memory loss.
What's the other one?
Other what?
The other problem. You know: you have two problems.
Oh yes - I've got two problems :- the first is short-term memory loss.
I give up - I really do.

 

by dominionspy
12-04-03
Reports are just coming in of an incident at the house of one Owen Rudge.
We now go live to asian reporter Trisha Takinawa.
Yes - and I'm here with one of the eye witnesses.
Oh man - it was just an accident. Boy am I in trouble!
What have I told you about getting the wrong person?
Wha?! Who locked my car?

 

by dominionspy
12-04-03
I want to call a truce.
Okay.
I want to call a truce.
Okay.
I want to call a truce.
Run...

 

by dominionspy
12-05-03
After a tour of hell...
So Owen - you have a choice:- you can stay in hell, or go to heaven.
Well - I've a look at heaven, then.
On the way up...
I'll see you later...
Why? What's up there?
Maybe Hell wasn't such a bad idea...
Hello Owenl, gess hwo!!
Aaaahhhh!!!!1111one

 

by dominionspy
12-05-03
Hey - you wanna here something funny?
What's that chief?
Well Amazon.com are advertising 'Signed letters from Father Chrismas'.
Hey, that's great - more advertising for less work.
Oh, Santa? I forgot to tell you that Mrs. Clause said you would do some signed letters or something.
You know, sometimes I wish I really DIDN'T exisist!

 

by dominionspy
12-05-03
You don't have to read George Orwell's Animal Farm to find this funny, but it helps!
The farmer shot Patch, so I'm going to take over the farm.
Four legs good, two legs baaad.
I've suddenly worked out how to hold a rifle.
You can talk! Wait a sec, what did you say...oh pants!
The wheel turns...
Why are you pointing that at me?
Run...

 

by dominionspy
12-05-03
Excuse me. I've been waiting for my hamburger for two hours.
What's the hurry?
The people back at #tycoon will think my name is actually D|eating.
Oh - so you're the guy that's always eating?
I'd stop going there if they didn't sell food - damn my feeble stomach!

 

by dominionspy
12-05-03
Tux has a friend to introduce...
Hi Tux, what's up?
I've brought a friend of mine for you to meet.
Who's name is...
Hi - who are you?
Can't you tell? What am I wearing?
A big groan is heard off-stage.
Come on - it's easy.
He's Red Hat Linux.

 

by dominionspy
12-05-03
Hungry Bunny enters the butcher's...
Have you got any carrots?
No. This is a butcher's. Try the grocer's next door.
The next day...
Have you got any carrots?
No. I told you yesterday. Try the grocer's next door.
The next day. Continued later...
Have you got any carrots?
No! This is a grocer's and we don't sell carrots!!

 

by dominionspy
12-06-03
At a ten year reunion...
Hello Red, how's it been going over the last ten years?
Well I've been swimming here, swimming there - you know how it is.
You know what? I read somewhere that there's this word you can say which makes the world explode.
What? Zeeky boogy doog?
The end of The Fish?

 

by dominionspy
12-06-03
The next day...
Have you got any carrots?
Look!! If you come back here asking for carrots, I'm going to nail you to tahe wall!!!
The next day...
Have you got any nails?
No...?
Then, have you got any carrots?

 

by dominionspy
12-06-03
Fish - change the topic to 'Costimized Titles'. Did I spell theth wrong?
It's Tombe, Weird Hat.
Hes avaltar is a fish. I call him fish. Noone gets hurt.
Wrong! You call me a fish once more and I'll throw a toadstool at you.
Hey fishey, waths a toadstool?
This is an offical warning Zetor - type better and respect people by this time tomorrow.

 

by dominionspy
12-06-03
(In Norwegian) If an admin of the forums is saying that, I'll have to do it even more.
Whaths theht? Frinkl and fishey and stpuid owen donth liek me. Hah!
Whath are you doing here?
Owen said I could have some fun.
Mmm - That'll keep him warm in this Norwegian winter.

 

by dominionspy
12-06-03
Hello Arathorn (son of Arador son of Argonui son of Arathorn son of Arassuil son of Arahad son of Aravorn son of Aragost...
...son of Arahad son of Araglas son of Aragorn son of Aravir son of Aranuir son of Arahael son of Aranarth son of Arvedui...
...son of Araphant son of Araval son of Arveleg son of Arvegil son of Argeleb son of Araphor son of Arveleg son of Arageleb...
...son of Malvegil son of Celebrindor son of Celepharn son of Mallor son of Beleg son of Amlaith son of Eärendur son of Elendur...
...son of Valandur son of Tarondor son of Tarcil son of Arantar son of Eldacar son of Valandil son of Isildur son of Elendil.
Hello (Lord of the Rings nut)

 

by dominionspy
12-09-03
This may look black...
...but it's actually a very deep purple.

 

by dominionspy
12-10-03
...then one foggy Christmas Eve...
...Santa came to say...
Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
What? After all of the other reindeer laughed and called me names?! You must be joking!
It's all your fault. you know.
Sorry Santa.

 

by dominionspy
12-10-03
I wonder what life would be like if we were cats?
Hmm, yes - I wonder...
I wonder what life would be like if we were aliens?
Hmm, yes - I wonder...
I wonder what life would be like if we were fish?
Hmm, yes - I wonder...

 

by dominionspy
12-10-03
I've made 15 new comics.
Okay - I think you're doing a few too many of these.
I've made 25 new comics. I've now done 236 in total.
Dude, come on - stop.
If you want me to stop, you'll have to do a petition.
Fine - if anyone is sick of dominionspy's comics please write a comic about it.

 

by dominionspy
12-11-03
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their
PATCHLIFE!!

 

by dominionspy
12-12-03
Happy birthday. I'm afraid I didn't get you an amazing present.
Never mind - let's see it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
Eh? What is it?
It's the thought that counts.

 

by dominionspy
12-12-03
Got to think of a comic. Hmm - Play-doh Palace ... no.
Twisted Metal Shrubs ... no.
Lapland in the Summer ... no.
Zetor Digs Up a Topic ... no. Oh this is hopeless!
dominionspy - how do you get so many good comics?
Inspiration, I guess. Hey - that gives me an idea for a comic...

 

by dominionspy
12-17-03
These fora have become more boring than a drill, so I'm leaving.
Noooo. Why did this have to happen?
It's okay - I'll be popping in now and then.
Right - so any last words?
Smoke me a kipper - I'll be back for breakfast.
What a guy!

 

by dominionspy
2-01-04
I see Porky is up there again.
Yeah - ever since he realised he had wings, he's been showing off!
Nice day.
I try to accomodate my 'guests' as much as possible.
Houston - we have a problem.
Maybe it's made out of Stilton?

 

by dominionspy
1-07-05
In a small underwater town lurks a great evil...
Did you hear that noise?
...asleep for a thousand years until it is disturbed...
What did you do?!
I just wanted to know what was inside.
...Fish: The Movie coming soon to a cinema near you - this time curiosity kills the fish...
No, no, please!

 

by dominionspy
1-08-05
You off?
Yeah. I'm going to the pub. See you tomorrow.
Hey, Red, how are you doing?
Not bad, Blue. I could use a drink right about now though.
A few hourshh later...
You know I like you, Red. And I'm not jusht shaying that becaushe I'm drunk.
Ugh - we need to go home. We'll have to walk - neither of ush can drive in this shtate.

 

by dominionspy
1-08-05
Show me the way to go home...
...I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Ehehehe.
I don't recognise this part of town.
It'sh a shortcut. Trusht me.
Did you hear that noise?
I'm going back the way we came. This is too spooky.

 

by dominionspy
1-08-05
Huh. Red is such a chicken. I'm going to have a look.
Hmm. Now where's the light switch? Ah, here it is.
What's in there? Oh no!

 

by dominionspy
1-08-05
Red. Red. Wait!
What did you do?!
I just wanted to know what was inside.
So what happened?
I opened this door and "something" was in there.

 

by dominionspy
1-08-05
We'd better tell someone. Let's go back to town.
Yeah. That's a good idea.
Look at all the destruction.
What could have caused all this? Wait there's someone over there.
Are you okay? What happened?
It came out of nowhere. Everything in it's path, destroyed.

 

by dominionspy
1-08-05
This is all my fault. We have to stop it.
Show me where you found it.
It was in there.
There's a sign over here.
What does it say?
It says: This vault must never be opened. God save him who deals with evil.

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