All comics by dongle_twonk

 

Trinty by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
So let me get this straight...	I'm your son and you're my father. But at the same time we're one omnipresent deity?	And we're both ghosts? I don't get it either

 

New Commandments by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
Moses - did you get those extra commandments I sent you?	I did Lord. We will follow them as you have commanded. But there's just one thing we weren't sure about...	...what's a dildo?

 

Awards by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
And the winner of the most popular supernatural being this year is...	Santa Claus!!!	Me? What a lovely surprise! I really don't know why I put up with this.

 

Swap by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
It's pretty straight forward really.	If you agree to take Michael Jackson, then I'll take Saddam Hussein	Well? He said no

 

Vengence by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
I'm not saying you're wrong, I just think that he ought to take more of an interest now and then, that's all!		I suppose that means I'm doing the washing up

 

In his image by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
I don't understand it - when there is every reason to live in peace and harmony, humans still fight one another! What more can we do? It's almost as if they ENJOY hurting each other!		Did you just fart? What if I did?

 

Einstein by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
What's wrong? I just invited Einstein to play a game of backgammon.	He just laughed.	Odd... I mean - what's so funny about that?

 

Omnipotent by dongle_twonk 7-05-09
Question number 5: who is the president of Romania?	God knows!	Not necessarily...

 

Heaven's Got Talent by dongle_twonk 7-06-09
Hey God! I've got this great idea that would really help boost your popularity!	It's a TV show and it's called 'Heaven's Got Talent'! You'd be one of the judges!	How'd it go? I don't think he liked it

 

God speeds by dongle_twonk 7-06-09
I don't really care who you are, sir	The fact is that you were exceeding the speed limit by more than 40 mph	I definitely don't get paid enough for this

 

Tough for Schrödinger by dongle_twonk 7-06-09
I've just come back from a visit to hell.	They're really giving Schrödinger a hard time down there at the moment.	They keep hiding his cat. Who?

 

Who knows by dongle_twonk 7-06-09
Something's been really bothering me lately - I just don't know whether there is a God.	I mean, the existence or otherwise of a supreme deity that looks over all of creation, actively taking an interest in everything that we do so that we may be held accountable is very important.	It's just that none of the other earthworms seem to want to discuss it. People are trying to sleep over here...

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