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| Hi boys! Laree here. I'm just here to let you in on the insider secrets to masturbation. | |
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| Now, for obvious reasons, imagine your partner is me, even though I wouldn't even breathe your air with a ten-foot respirator. | |
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| Now, run your hands down my Versace lace teddy! Wait, don't remove it! We wouldn't trust such a delicate procedure to your hairy, white trash palms, would we now? | |
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