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by dopearmy101
11-07-08
what up fucker?! what do you wanna confess today?
well... i fucked my wifes sister
um... ya so, who gives a fuck, you get twice the action!!! does the sister have a problem, and does ur wife know?
ummm... nope, the sister labels me as a real living fucking machine!!!
well, there ya go! u are cured! now have fun fucking sister's brains out, and ur wife's!
whoa! thank you dr. badass!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
whats ur problem?
i cant stop jerking off, every 9 seconds, i have an urge to "cum"
uhhh..... did you just say every "NINE" seconds? dude.. go...away....NOW....
(crying)..... yes, im a robotic horndog, can you cure me plz dr badass?! oh shit, im cumming...
FUCK NO! IM OUTTA HERE!!!
*aw ya "cum" on baby*

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
umm... what the fuck are you?
a very sexy stripper that needs your advice! i need 2 learn better sex positions!
how did i get this fucked up job?
wanna show me instead? my treat!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
ok, ok, what do u need fucker?
umm. ya i like to fuck chickens....
...on the opposite side of the lounge...
fuck chickens? as in, US?
Lets Start fucking runnin' dude.....
FUCK MY LIFE.....
um. never mind, im gonna talk to those chickens, yay!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
what do ya need cripply?
me not only crippled, me also......
....retarded?
yea, how do u know that me is a wetodd?
trust me...i know...
you wanna pick me butt boogers wit me?

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
got nuts?
...n00b...

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
Carlos Mencia LIVE! In Tampa FL...
ya im carlos mencia...umm... ya im funny and stuff... um lets see....any dee dee dee's in the house?
Mencia Spots A Creature
nope, ur just fucking ugly
Aint He Fucked Up Or What?
you! you are crippled and retarded right? by that u are dee dee dee!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
sup cracka, white, white white white motha fucka cracka? black powa! foo
can i borrow some kool-aid?
oh you racist motha fucka!
???

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
hey what the fuck u doin cracka? black powa!!!
its halloween dude, guess what i am
well, u are a racist..
what?
ur a kkk?
Mother....Fucker!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
sup racist cracka? black powa!!!
come inside...... i have kool-aid for ya
thats right cracka! u betta apologize to me with kool-aid!
ya...sure, let me get the lights........
To Be Cont. On Part 4.....
(black guy): what the fuck cracka? where my kool-aid at? noooo awww!!!!!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
finally! that racist fuckers dead! white power!!!
black.....powa.......cracka!
FUCK! well looks like theres gonna be a part 5 folks.... stay tuned!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
what do i gotta do to kill ur ass
im bleeding to death cause of u! black powa!(cough)
?
burn!

 

vote for me! change!!! hope!!!
by dopearmy101, 11-07-08

 

OMG
is that all you retarded bitches say?
by dopearmy101, 11-07-08

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
dude! what the fuck?
what isnt it normal strapping a dead bird to my waist and fucking it?
what?

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
this is just in.... gay people are very unworthy and they all should commit suicide
how funny
funny? fuck off i will come over there and kill you myself
thats just wrong...
oh this tv is absolutly naughty, maybe i should corn hole it with my weiner just to teach it a lesson...

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
so ah.. why are you in here?
split some fuckers head open, and u?
i dont know, some crazy ass split my head open
wait....... arent you....
awkward......

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
hello i am president bush, the united states of america president that is!
?
huh huh huh, u said "bush"!!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
guess rut i ate
rut?
five......
?
five dorrar foot rong!
raugh out roud

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
um, are you a drug addict lookin for a fix?
mmm, ya man.... are u a cop, cause ill just be leaving....
no wait!
but... ur a cop and i dont wanna get busted
yes, true, but i got some weed that will fuck ur mind!
whoa? fuck ya lets blaze! w00t!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
you suck you fucking n00b
fuck off atleast im 3 levels more advanced!
oh ya health! ur ass is mine bitch!
fuck off four eyes
im telling mommy
oh gosh, no, please im sorry i will let you kill my last life.......

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
yes this is channel 3 news and robots are attcking or whatever
sorry ladies and gentlemen, i am just sick of my mom and stuff so does this network mind if i say something, just to blow off steam...
Fuck You Mom!!! Ok So Lets Send It Over To Sports!

 

oh ya, ur so hardcore
deeper! harder!
by dopearmy101, 11-07-08

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
Kids Show On Cartoon Network...
Whats Up You Little Bastards! Say Hello To Mr StinkyAss! Todays Message Is Important!
Thats Right HorseShit, Today We Are Gonna Talk About Smoking
Kids Show On Cartoon Network...
Oh My Gosh! Smoking Is Soooo Cool! Isnt It Mr StinkyAss?
Yes Especially When You Get Cancer And Die, That The Best Part!
Kids Show On Cartoon Network...
Whoops, Thats All The Time We Have Today! Untill Next Time.....
....Go Smoke And Die! Cause Thats What I, Mr StinkyAss And My Friend HorseShit Expect From You Little Fuckers!! GoodBye!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
Inside The HorseShit & Mr StinkyAss Studio...
Hello You Bastards! Today Is Day 2 Of The Smoking Lesson! This Is HorseShit And Lets Send It To Mr StinkyAss...
...Outside The Studio....
Thanks HorseShit! Heres A Dinosaur To Prove To You Little AssHoles That Smoking Is Cool, Hello Dinosaur
hi mr stinkyass! thats right little fuckers! smoking is sooo cool, and if u thought that a smoking dinosaur is cool, imagine how cool when u do it!!!
...Back With HorseShit...
thats right! look how i look after i smoke!.....dont you wanna look cool like me? goodbye u bastards! and remember, smoking kills but in a cool way! bye!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
now that we got u bastards to smoke, lets move on to our next lesson, "sex without condoms"
oh ya mr stinkyass! never ever use a condom cause catching diseases is cool! like herpes!
ya! herpes! i love having herpes and they are permenant!
yay! i love herpes to so if ur hoe wants u to wear a condom, just liquor that bitch up and dhe wont ever know!
yes yes!!! and when she gets pregnant, thats fun! out of time come on back you little pricks this has been mr stinkyass....
....and horseshit! and sex without a condom is cool and having herpes is cool also! so go fuck something infected and catch a nice case of HERPES!!!! good bye!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
this is horseshit! and thats mr stinkyass! welcome u little dildos! today we are gonna talk about "violence"
thats right horseshit! nothings cooler then to disagree with the rules and shooting someone that pisses you off!!
yup, if anyone makes fun of your herpes, then put a bullet into their body! and draw blood!!! lots of blood
true dat! violence is the answer kids! go steal a gun, shoot someone and you now have completed another cool thing!
outta time again! later little fags and remember....
....no violence, no cool-ness

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
horseshit here and we have another cool lesson for you little faggot assholes
fo show! this is mr stinkyass and todays lesson is "cursing"
oh yea! cursing is so cool at age five! to tell your mom to fuck off or i will kill that bitch with a fucking knife!
thats right, so you little fuckers go to a loved one, or old person and fucking curse that mother fucker out till u pass out!
well that will fucking do it for us this has been horseshit.....
...and dont forget about mr stinkyass and if u little asses dont curse, then i will slit youre fucking dicks off! good bye!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-07-08
welcome back assholes! im mr stinkyass and thats horseshit and todays lesson is "wacking off"
yes, it is very comforting to brick all over the place, especially in front of your family on thanksgiving
oh yea! thats the best holiday for wacking the chicken! but u must practice!
thats right faggots! ur little dicks will turn red but it will flow white gold! try it in class also! for extra practice
great idea horseshit! well that will end todays lesson, this is mr stinkyass...
..and horseshit, and you will jerk your hose if you wanna see next week's lesson! bye bye!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
say! whats todays lesson mr stinkyass...
...well horseshit, todays lesson is "senior bullying" where young ppl like us beat the shit outta old people for fun!
that is fun! i like kicking the old ladys cane and she falls facefirst into the pavement!!!
oh how cool! so all u little assholes better kick your grandmas ass! cause we do!!
that is sooo right mr stinkyass!
ok thats it today, bye assholes!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
another day, another lesson right horseshit
yup, todays episode is all about "drinking"
not like those little fucking juice box kinda drinking you little fucking turds, BOOZE drinking!!!
exactly! so all you fuckers grab somethin from ur daddys liquor cabinet and drink till you fucking black out
ya and all of your parents WILL approve when you sober up, this is mr stinkyass...
...and horseshit and gettin shitfaced is sooo cool! good bye ugly little fuckers!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
we are the most educational program! fuck dora the explorer and blues clues! watch us fuck them up!
thats right mr stinkyass and today's lesson is "porno" watching porn is soooo cool
just like us! we all never do homework and we sit around watching lesbians finger all day long!
yup so u little pricks open a can or bottle of booze and be amazed of the world of porno!!
thats all the time for today this is horseshit and mr stinkyass saying.....
...rated x films rule! and you are all gay unless you watch pornography! bye assholes!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
whats up little fucking bastards? today we will be talking about "fire"
ohh ya how fun! playing with fire is sooooo cool especially when you catch on fire!
yup everyone feels better after setting shit ablaze! if u hate your teacher....
....set that asshole on fire!!! damn thats such a good thing to do for your classmates, but set them on fire also!
yup set everything on fire: gas, and a match thats lit!
yay! well next time we go live! later little fire burning fuckers! bye bye!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
HorseShit & Mr StinkyAss: LIVE!!!!!
hello cleveland! haha this...is...horseshit!
fuck off cause....this...is...mr stinkyass! and todays lesson is "taking a shit"
thats brutal yet true! you little bastards take a shit and leave the door open for your family to smell the aroma of shit!
yes especially when u smell it @ dinner time! and dont wash your hands, it takes the flavor of shit away from ur food!
true dat mr stinky ass! well thats it for our live show... this... has.... been.. horseshit....
...and.. mr stinkyass! and shitting makes the world go round so enjoy its aroma and yes the taste of shit! bye bye little fuckers!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
Back In The Studio With Mr StinkyAss
yes this is mr stinkyass! whats up little pricks? today i will talk about "crying fucking babies"
Back In The Studio With Mr StinkyAss
i hate those fuckers so much! i swear if u little fuckers see one of those fuckers, punch it in the fucking face!
Back In The Studio With Mr StinkyAss
that'll do for me, im mr stinkyass saying, if that little babys crying just kick its ass! bye u little fags!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
In The Studio With HorseShit!
im horseshit! and todays lesson is "rap" i hate that fuckin shit!
In The Studio With HorseShit!
so if you little pricks hear that terrible shit, crank up some fucking ozzy osbourne and shoot the rapper bitch in the fucking head
In The Studio With HorseShit!
outta time! this is horseshit saying, if any of little maggots listen to rap, i will kill you where you stand! bye assholes!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
oh da fuck aw you?
im president bush and we finally meet mr bin laden
so you thought you can get away huh? i heard you're quite powerful!
u wanna team with me for world domination?
hell yes!

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
so please, make the donation and you will make me very happy!
for what charity?
my pocket bitch! now give me my fucking donation! i wanna fucking PS3!!!!
what did i say?

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
why do you need all of those free condoms?
are you serious? so i can fuck my..... new girlfriend that you dont know about
oh ya? where are you gonna put those condoms?
my... tongue, duh! isnt that where everyone puts them?
...w0w...

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
it seems to me that you're a fucking virgin
what? no im not! and ill prove it!
other side of the room...
hey baby, wanna fuck me tonight, i have rubbers! warm sensation.. for her pleasure only from trojan!
opposite side of room....
......what.....the.....fuck?

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
dude! what the fuck man? a christmas tree? who fucks a christmas tree...
hey! she has feelings ya know? and i dont need your help!
fucking pussy...
at the virgin's apartment...
im home honey... and i had a bad bad fight so lets just skip the talking and head right towards the sex!
?????

 

by dopearmy101
11-08-08
go play in the street you fucking annoying bastard
o tay!
in the street...then she got ran over!
this is fun!
what the fuck happened?
just keep going, just another fucking kid

 

by dopearmy101
11-09-08
i hate assholes, i wanna kill 'em all!
same here dude
seriously i have my fucking blade with me! wanna kill?
? um ok ya
killers.....
.....unite!

 

by dopearmy101
11-09-08
now that were a team, we need super scary killer names, ya know to hide our idenitys
ummm..... ok ya good plan
i will be the hockeymask killer!
good one! but i will be known as the axe slasher

 

by dopearmy101
11-09-08
ok so, ? wheres your axe? i thought u were the "axe" slasher!
ya but i can have various selections of weapons!
whatever so we kill now?
yes! u go that way and ill take the backway...

 

by dopearmy101
11-09-08
i will choose YOU as my victim! no more of your annoying calls and no more putting me on HOLD!!! Ahhhh!
DIE!!!! Phone... DIE!!!!!
FATALITY BITCH!!!!!!!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-09-08
in the backway....
virus after virus! argh! i cant take your slow dial-up infected windows vista any longer! DIE!!!
in the backway....
i beat your scared now! see my killer stance?
You've Got Mail!
in the backway....
FUCK YOU!!!!! DIE WINDOWS VISTA!!!!! DIE!!!!!

 

by dopearmy101
11-10-08
(back in the house)
dude all of my anger, frustrations and hostility was unleashed on fucking windows vista!
sick dude! and i no longer will be on hold, my fury was untamed on the verizon network.... so ahhh what shall we kill now?
helpless retards?
good idea! to the special ed classes!

 

by dopearmy101
11-10-08
(adult special ed classroom)
umm. are you retarded?
*drool*
(adult special ed classroom)
yes! now time to kill!!!! DIE YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
RETARD WITH SPECIAL POWERS
what the fuuuuuucckkkk????
*drool*

 

by dopearmy101
11-10-08
i had it all, money, girls, beer and a celebrity style life
till one day i made a choice to no longer be a millionaire, im happy, and i am finally working
on my own, i make lots of money and i love my new life
so i now make my own decision and i cannot refuse the free food my new "career" offers and black people love me even more at my new job!
welcome to McDonalds May i take your order?
yo gimmie a biggie mac! dem fries and a kool-aid! black powa..

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