Ok people, we've revamped our corporate stragies, and in keeping with those changes, we've redefined all your roles in the company.
For example, Dave, your role will be to Bring Us Techniques and Technologies. We want you to do this agressively, so your new title is the B.U.T.T. Pirate.
Pete, you are now the Area Sales Supervisor. We need you in complete control of this department, so your new title is A.S.S. Master.
