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| See, I'm limited in comic characters, and I don't want to mislead anyone about what they look like. | |
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| And unlike a certain pair of defamers and harassers, I admit to my inaccuracies. | |
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| I sort-of look like this, except my hair is really just big old messy mop, and I tied it a color only visible to bees. | |
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| I've actually got a big patchy beard that never gets trimmed. Quite hairy all over. Some say I look like the missing link. | |
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| And I've got pointy "cat" glasses with rhinestones that simply scream "DORK". It draws attention away from the fact that I have no breasts. | |
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| Oh, and we wear really ugly 70's clothes that we buy at Goodwill. We say it's a fashion message. Want to see my purple jacket? | |
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