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Mikey-girl starts a new business!
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| Hi! I'm Mikey Delfino, and welcome to Sledge's House of Hammers! Here are my products... | |
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| Our standard model, The Homewrecker, will take care of most of your needs like stealing jewelry from your ex-wife. | |
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| For martial arts fans, we have the Pugil. The design was inspired by one of Mary's favorite "toys". | |
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| This is our kid's starter hammer, My First Sledge. I'm teaching Mary's girls the finer points of sledgery with this model. | |
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| And here's my fave model- The Defamer! Although I'm too weak to lift it, it's still my weapon of choice when I commit crimes! | |
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