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| Sledge-honey, I need you to knock off the cracks about heredity. | |
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| But why? Lately it's been my favorite form of harassment! | |
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| You know I have that genetic defect that makes me unable to comb my hair and keep my legs from spreading open for men. | |
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| Just a couple of more years to wait... then I get her daughters! Heredity is great! | |
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| And did you forget that females of the canine species predominate in your lineage? | |
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| You're right! My mom! At least I don't have to go to Florida anymore to shave her back and take her to the vet for shots. | |
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