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| So why did you go to the big game if you don't even like football? | |
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| Well, because I'm your average fickle Cal student who does anything within her power to be just another member of a popular but mindless trend. It also gives me a good excuse to get drunk afterwards. | |
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| You know, if women would just go around giving men blowjobs like the do in my favorite show Sex and the City, women would rule the world. I'm a feminist you know! | |
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| Yes. I agree. I agree with everything you say. I have the hots for you and as a result have lost my ability to think for myself. Yes. You are always right. Let's get drunk. | |
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The Doctor Walks Home From Morrison. While Looking At All The People, He Feels And Intense Desire To Crucify Them
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| Best Game Ever! Now I'm going to go to a frat part to get drunk and stoned and possibly even die due to alcohol poisoning. But at least it's all in good fun. Fuck Stanfurd. I'm the dopest shit, yo! | |
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| Look at all these stupid Cal Students...I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, and boy do I really hate you. | |
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