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by drflow
1-17-03
The End of The World
Hmm... seems like it's the end of the world.
Yeah...
So what do you wish you did in life?
Nothing now.
Indeed.

 

by drflow
1-17-03
Shower Everyday
Hey, did you fart?
No.
...Holy God I need to shower.

 

by drflow
1-17-03
I Double Dare You?
The "do not pull sign" is there for a reason!
Hey, I told you I couldn't resist a dare.

 

by drflow
1-17-03
Never become this man...
We need to talk...
Can't talk... must play Quake 3.
Stop playing games and listen to me! I think that our relationship is taking a turn for the worst! I'm really thinking about breaking up with you unless something changes here!
Can't talk... must play Quake 3.
...and I'm having sex with Sean Connery.
Can't talk... must play Quake 3

 

by drflow
1-17-03
Wisdom For The Ages
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens!"
Wow! That's deep man. Who said that? Jesus? Churchill? Oscar Wilde?
Hendrix.

 

by drflow
1-18-03
Bitter... no... resentful.
God that movie was such a load of crap.
Why do you say that?
'Cuz in the end they were together and in love. They didn't include the 4 months down the road when the chick just screws the guy over and sleeps with someone else rather than work out their problems.
Are you still bitter about that girl who cheated on you or something, dude?
Do your boyfriend a favor... don't sleep with their best friend when they acutally love you.
...My eyes still bleed when I think about it.
Whores man... the answer to all of man's problems.

 

by drflow
1-18-03
If I was God...
So you're serious... God gave you his powers for a week? Proove it.
Sure thing.
...You know Jesus healed the sick, fed the hungry, and forgave the sorrowful to prove his Godly birthright. I fail to remember where it says he transformed into a symbol of death.
Hey, I'm the a vengeful God. You know, the one in the beginning, before the "New Testament." On weekends I even become S.T.D.s!

 

by drflow
1-18-03
Don't overdo it kids...
*puff puff... but no pass*
I also do complex algebra.
...Yeah, BC weed is good... I'll give it that.

 

by drflow
1-18-03
Heart Attack? Yes... YES... ALMOST...! No... damn...
Come on the movie wasn't that bad... Clint Eastwood is still cool.
I mean, the part where he walks to the car with the shotgun was so god damn bad ass.
Are you kidding me? Every time the action heated up I thought Clint was going to need another triple bypass. He didn't even run without almost dying!
So I take it you didn't think the sex scene fit in either.
I was expecting him to have a cardiac arrest... man, would that kill the moment or what?

 

by drflow
1-18-03
PG-13 (At Least!)
So I was over at my buddy's place, and I was screwing him in the ass. Then, ALL OF A SUDDEN, the dude turns around and grabs my balls!
I was like "WHAT THE SWEET FIRES OF HELL!? ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?!"
...It was a joke... I wasn't serious.
Thank the good Lord Jesus.

 

by drflow
1-18-03
I'll be there for you...
DEAR GOD THE PAIN!! THE INTERNAL BLEEDING IS SO INTENSE!!!
You fell down some stairs.
No I didn't... you beat the shit out of me with a bat!
I can always tell them to come back.
*sigh* Dear God the pain... I've fallen down some stairs and hit a bat on the way down... over 100 times.
There ya go.

 

by drflow
1-18-03
You first Johnson!
HELL NO!

 

by drflow
1-18-03
Even I don't understand
Ah... if it isn't my arch nemesis the squirrel...
Nut?
I must choose my words carfully otherwise it would mean certain doom for the world as we know it.
Nut? Nut?
Does my face look like it's seconds away from exploding or is it just me?
Why are we flying in the sky?

 

by drflow
1-20-03
Man, our invasion of earth sure didn't go as planned.
No kidding... who would of thought they had H20 on the planet. You were in charge of finding our their defenses why didn't you let us know about it?
I know... I don't know what to say. I mean, 80% of the planet being covered in water and all... plus all the rain and condensation in the air... I have no idea how I didn't notice it.
And doors!! Oh my God doors are the biggest pains in the ass. I mean, we can leap onto rooves, but kicking down doors, who do they think we are? He-Man!?
Even the aliens don't know the point of the movie.
What a waste of time... So why did we go to earth anyway?
What the-? I thought it was your idea?

 

by drflow
1-20-03
High School in 3 Panels
Hey I'll tell you something, but you have to promise not to tell. Especially Bill, because if he found out it would make other people look bad.
Ok, you can trust me.
Hey Bill... how's it going?
Not bad. Just hanging around.
Bill... I'm torn apart inside, I know a secret that involves you. I heard it from someone... I can't say who, but you'll know when I tell you. And you have to promise not to tell!
Ok, you can trust me.

 

by drflow
1-20-03
Deep Question
He Gord... do you believe in God?
Hmmmm...
Clarification...
He's the one that says I can't look at my porn isn't he?
That would be a "no."
Yeah, that would be God.
I'm going to answer that question with an action then. Excuse me as I go read so much porn my pants will explode.

 

by drflow
1-20-03
For ye me lad...
So, seriously... why do people hate other people because of the colour of their skin.
Well... I don't know why evenone hates the jews and such. But I can see why they may hate me.
Why's that?
Well, you see I have the ability to dance without years of practice, and I have a larger penis than most white men.
I've never seen, or wanted to see, your penis. All I have to go on the size of your penis is your word.
Well... my word, and the screams of many satisfied women.

 

by drflow
1-20-03
Which is better? Find out my opinion... which means nothing really.
So how do you like trying some computer games and of your silly PS2 and Xbox?
Not that great... non of these games compare to 4 or more player Halo.
Oh c'mon... the graphics in Unreal 2003 are incredable.
Yeah... and so is the price of my graphics card that cost more than my damn Xbox and Halo.
But when you kill someone they look so cool the way their lifeless body hits the ground!
Oh look it frooze again! Looks like I'm going to have to spend about 3 days downloading the latest version of Unreal, and all my drivers!

 

by drflow
1-28-03
The one no one really wants to know.
Where in the sweet fires of hell have you been for the past week and a bit?
Gnomes my friend. Thousands of them.... coming from all sides.. everywhere...
Only a few of us made it out alive... Johnny... Billy... Sammy... Johnson... all dead... I can still hear their screams when I sleep.
Suckers... I'm just lazy.

 

by drflow
1-30-03
Seriously... why?
So I was watching the show American Idol today...
Oh the one with people who think they can sing, try and sing... but they can't and they make asses of themselves on national t.v.?
Yeah that one. But seriously, why the hell do they go on that show? I mean... I know I can't sing so I sure as hell don't try infront of somone who will rip into my soul because I suck so bad.
Hmmmm... Well... I've read some comics on Strip Creator that are just plain not funny. The writers clearly have no talent, and no sense of humor.
Yes, I am speaking about your Non-Funny/Pointless comic.
Kinda like this comic then?
This is more of a "message to people that suck at stuff" comic as opposed to the "Haha" comics.

 

by drflow
1-30-03
It's sad because it's true... (PG-13 Again)
So why did you get a tongue ring?
I have two actually.
Two tongue rings? What the crap made you do that?
I wanted to fight the system. So those up tight whities what I'm really about.
So very true...
Bull man, you just know he helps you eat poon better.
From now on, just call me "Pimp Face."

 

by drflow
1-30-03
Public service announcement.
Friendly advice from someone who likes Bitter Films...
But my anus is actually bleeding...
Okay... seriously, everyone is doing the "anus bleeding jokes" now. They're not funny anymore.

 

by drflow
1-31-03
Does he still believe in love?
Good intro...
Love is patient... love is kind...
Solid middle...
It does not judge... It does not hate...
That would be a no...
I think he's still bitter...
It DOES NOT ASK YOU TO MARRY AND THEN TWO WEEKS LATER SLEEP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!

 

by drflow
2-03-03
So, I hear you bought Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball?
You heard right.
So how is it?
It's more than babes in bikinis you see. You have to buy presents for your parner, and other girls. You can tan your character or not. Get watches, hats, and other cool stuff to customize yourself.
Honestly, the game is about more than the boobies.
Sounds like dress up, but with large breasts so guys will buy it. Whatever, let me try it.
I'd walk over to the T.V. and turn it on for you... but I'm so low on sperm I can barely move.

 

by drflow
2-03-03
OK, you were right, there is more than boobies to DOA: Volleyball.
I told you. The game actually is good fun... with boobies of course.
The character customization is awesome, and the friendship with the other characters is a nice addition.
Totally, you can get the girls to wear anything you want!
This game is like designed your perfect women, then get her to play beach volleyball.
This game is the work of God.

 

by drflow
2-03-03
I've heard this one
So three people walk into a bar. A rabbi, a priest, and a minister.
OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!
...please help me...
Nothing better than a completely random explosion to finish a crappy joke.

 

by drflow
2-03-03
I hear you have a new home theatre system.
Hell yeah. 35" HD Sony Wega with S-Video Imput from my PS2 and Xbox. Full Dolby 5.1 surround sound with a speaker power of 770 watts.
*blink*
What?
Can I touch you? just once I swear!

 

by drflow
2-05-03
So what's with your face?
Forget that. Noticed that I'm not even wearing pants?
Egad!

 

by drflow
2-05-03
Hey, I got a letter from my girlfriend today!
Really?
Yeah, I'm reading it right now...
I see...
So... what did she have to say?

 

by drflow
2-05-03
Well Valentine's day is in less than two weeks!
God, why the hell did you bring that up! I hate Valentine's Day! I swear the universe has a hard on for my emotional suffering!
How come?
I have never, EVER HAD a good Valentine's day. They keep getting worse, and worse. All this day does is remind me of how I'm alone and probably will be for the rest of my life!
Jesus... so this time you may get anally raped by someone while they slash the tires of your car?
Naw... that was last year.

 

by drflow
2-14-03
And now, a Public Service Announcement on Valentine's Day.
*ahem*
Fuck this day. Fuck it in the ass with a big rubber dick.

 

by drflow
2-14-03
Dude... did I just beat you at Quake 3?
N-no... I slipped that's all.
I did! I ACTUALLY BEAT YOU IN QUAKE 3!!
Whilst in hell...
...Holy crap...

 

by drflow
2-19-03
little does the reader know that right now we read his every thought... his soul is a mere open book and we the readers of this novel...
i've never seen so many breasts in my life.
lord knows i have...

 

by drflow
5-27-03
Special Fred Gets A Job
No Fred, the correct greeting is not driving a nail into your forehead.

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