dueserpenti  

Hi. As you've probably surmised, I created you to be my perfect female counterpart.

Then your narcissism is now severe enough to qualify as a force of nature.

Be that as it may, would you like to have sex with me?

I'd prefer to be completely isolated until the need for human contact compels me to fly into your arms for a few days of emotionless fornication.

Fair enough. Should I call you next month?

Don't bother; I'll be on the computer until it's time for coitus.