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Tell me again why we're doing this.

It's your eighteenth birthday, so we do this rite of passage to mark your introduction to adult society.

Every culture has some ritual to commemorate the occasion.

Ceremonies like this allow the community to come together and witness your transformation from child to full-flegded citizen.

OK, but why do I have to get lesbian porn? Can't I get straight porn?

I don't presume to question the customs of our people.