Our hero decides not to further pursue higher education.
I've decided I'm not going to college anymore.
What? You have to go to college!
His mother is devastated.
For Christ's sake, I sat in on a physics lecture the other day and there was a guy trying to blind the professor with a laser pointer. Why would I want to keep trying for that?
You'll never get a good job without a college education.
Who knows why.
Yeah, I can be like Diana and bury myself in student loans to make eight dollars an hour subsitute teaching.
Jobs like that don't just fall out of the sky, you know.