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by dueserpenti
1-26-03
Our hero relates the tale of his recent foray into the singles scene.
How was your date with the supermarket chick?
Well, she hates smoking, swearing, piercings, and tattoos, and her favorite musician is Avril Lavigne...
...Which makes sense, because she's only SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD.
It's like she was genetically engineered to repel me.
So are you gonna fuck her?
Thinking about it.
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