Our hero has a dissatisfied customer on an online auction site.
Your merchandise was substandard, having neither a European adapter nor fun decorative stickers. You are in violation of federal fraud law, and I am returning the item, which I expect you to pay for
Sorry to hear that, but remember that it's not a Happy Meal; fun prizes are awarded at my discretion. As far as threatening me with fraud charges, I advise you to grow up and/or get a life. Piss off
