dueserpenti  

You're awfully chipper this morning.

I'm training to be a paralegal.

Doesn't that conflict with your anarchistic sensibilities?

Dude, if you really want to smash The Machine, you have to do it from the inside.

So you're going to going to destroy society from the lowest possible vantage point?

It's only the first week, and I've already learned how to empty a lawyer's wastebasket.