Our hero interviews Casper White, director of the new Discovery Channel documentary, Walking with Cavemen.
Mr. White, I'm confused by your decision to portray early humans as white, despite the fact that, having originated in Africa, they were almost certainly black.
You see, Charles, the story of human evolution is a journey.
It begins with primitive, apelike creatures, very similar to the modern Negro...
...And ends with white people, who've used the powers of speech and toolmaking to become lords of the Earth.
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Well, I've certainly learned something today.
Some theorize that future humans will be even whiter than they are today.
