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by dvl
2-23-01
ow my fucking head
well ain't that a bitch

 

by dvl
2-23-01
we must get rid of blacks. Did you know that 25% of blacks are on welfare? They're lazy!
But what about the other 75%
Well poo poo to you .

 

by dvl
2-23-01
You come here often?
no
But really who doesn't like flaming reckage?
Man I hate this bar....

 

by dvl
2-24-01
All right! It's Saturday night and I'm going drinking!
Ah poor Dan, he is unaware of his fate...
... though we did try to tell him.
All right! It's Saturday night and I'm going drinking!

 

by dvl
2-24-01
We tried to warn him
Yep, time for a drink!
Nothing can stop me now!
This isn't a good sign
Got your ID on ya?

 

by dvl
2-24-01
Yep, you're 21 all right. I'm taking them so young these days...
Excuse me?
Nothing .Gin and Tonic?
Hell Yeah!

 

by dvl
2-24-01
We tried and we tried....
So you come here often?
LEAVE, LEAVE THIS PLACE! THOU HAST THE SMELL OF DEATH UPON THEE!!!
No that's just Brut
Oh.

 

by dvl
2-24-01
So how's the scene here?
Oh nothing really exciting goes on here, this place is usually pretty dead.
HA HA HA HA !!!!!
HA HA HA HA !!!!!

 

by dvl
2-24-01
But really, nothing much goes on here
Except when Old Gabe gets into the rancid pickle jar and tries to fight the rebel chess set pieces with squirrels
I'm gonna tear your ass a new Maxon-Dixon Line!

 

by dvl
2-24-01
So, those pain killers wear off yet?
Nope, there still a-kickin!

 

by dvl
2-24-01
Well, looks like you're closing the bar up. I'll see ya.
Oh come on! You're just going to leave after a night of killer squirrels and drug induced hallucinations? I mean at least shake my hand before you go.
Oh, okay.
hehe.... sucker

 

by dvl
2-24-01
creepy aren't I?

 

by dvl
2-24-01
DAN! YOU SHOOK THE HAND OF DEATH AND NOW YOU HAVE ENTERED MY DOMAIN.
dumbass.

 

by dvl
2-24-01
What have I done? I've spent my life living in sin and self pleasure and now I going to suffer for eternity!
Yes, Dan, yes... but first...
Gin and Tonic?
Hell yes!!!!

 

by dvl
2-24-01
Let's see Dan.... Your eternal punishment will be meaningless trial, toil, and tribulation day in and day out.
Everything you do will seem to accomplish nothing and satisfaction and true pleasure will always in sight but always right out of reach. Existence will be meaningless.
Hmmm.... So I've been living in Hell all along
Yes, but now the drinks are free.

 

by dvl
7-11-02
So while I'm on another site a discussion of web comics begins. I get all nostalgic and decide to come back here and what do I find?
Someone with my real name making comics and someone else using the title "Dan Goes to Hell."I'm not angry, my story line only lasted 3 episodes... that guy went on a damn quest!
So I really only have one thing to say: allenhenderson, shut your pie hole.

 

by dvl
7-15-02
Meanwhile back at Dan's job
Hey Bill! Where's Dan? He's been gone for days.
Jesus, Pete. Don't you pay attention to anything around here?
No...
*sigh* Well, Dan was bitten by zombie allen and was turned into a wraith.
Zombie Allen? Sounds more like Jerk Allen to me.
I hate you with every fiber of my being, Pete.

 

by dvl
7-15-02
Lemme tell ya, Bill. That Dan made one mean cup of coffee. Wonder when he's coming back?
Argh! For the last damn time! He's a wraith now, he's not coming back!
Well, I hope you're wrong. That coffee you made tastes like it came from the inside of a car battery.
Pete, I'm going to gouge your eyeballs with a coffee stirrer if you don't shut the hell up.

 

by dvl
7-15-02
So did Dan even bother to tell the boss he was quitting?
Oh yeah
The other day...
Hi Boss, I'm here to telll you that I'm quitting. On account that I'm a wraith and all.
Fine, fine my boy. Do you have your letter of resignation?
Yes.
Good, good. Just leave it on my desk. Oh, could you make me a cup of your special brew on the way out. Thanks.

 

by dvl
7-15-02
Hey guys... I'm grabbing the last of my stuff out of the cubicle. If y'all find anything of mine laying around could you send it to my address at the cemetary?
Sure thing Dan Man! Or should I call you Dan Wraith! Wait, that don't rhyme... Well anyway, come back soon! Bill and I are always looking for a good cup of joe. Hehe, ain't that right Bill?
Um... why do you always stand like that Bill?
Because I constantly pray that God will smite you Pete.

 

by dvl
9-13-02
Wow, Mars really IS like the wild west!
Sho' nuf! Nothing like laying down hundreds of miles of railroad track...
Wow, Mars really IS like the wild west!
... at the brink of death at every moment all for pennies a day and soggy biscuits! Mmmm!
Yeah it's been fun. But sorry Allen, I'm still have to melt your body down to make railroad ties.
Well, excuse me John Henry.

 

by dvl
9-13-02
cry4Cure: So do they monitor your computer at work?
blackONblond: I work for the government so probably. Why?
Oh nothing, Mr. "I'm going to kill everyone in this office."

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