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| Good evening America. I have very troubling , yet very important news. I slept with Laura Bush and she performed fellatio on me in the oral, i mean oval office. | |
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| You're sick. Inconceev-abl-e! Pre-post-taryous! I'm gonna rip your head off! I hate you... | |
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| Calm down Mr. Bush...She consented. I did not have forced sexual relations with that woman. | |
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| Goddammit! I'm gonna send you to Abu Jafar prison where you will be saddamized and tort-ured and stuff. | |
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| Dubya, Are you stupid on purpose, or were you just born that way? We can help, you know. It was Laura's idea, anyway! She asked me for it! I swear! ask Monica. She'll tell you. Honest! | |
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| Actually, I'm Saddam posing as Bush to win over the American people. Sleep with Laura all you want, I do not care. She is my concubine. Ask her for the "special" next time...Ha Ha Ha | |
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