Let's go through your statement one more time to make sure I haven't left anything out...
Goovy!
After Kinko the Clown told you his sick joke about child molestation, you killed him by dropping an anvil on his head, then you proceeded to stuff his carcass into the wood chipper...
I cannot tell a lie... yes! What's going to happen to me?
The judge will probably let you off with a warning, but I'd watch out for members of NAMBLA... Those sickos will stop at nothing to protect the "rights" of child molesters...
Damn! To think I got into this mess because I asked that %#&@ clown where the nearest Hot Topic store is!
