I was up for a Rhodes Scholarship, a first for the felines!
But, based on a bullshit technicality about me being part Persian, and Homeland Security denying funding to any individual with potential terrorist-[*yawn* ] Sorry. It's been a full 24...
...minutes since my last nap, and I am [*YAWN* ] bushed! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
