The Two Johns

Author: edoggydog

Date: February 19, 2008

by edoggydog
2-19-08
...and then the Inuit says, "Your igloo or mine, Nanook?" HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHA-[*flush*] GODDAMMIT!!
What's wrong, John?
I have a leaky-[*flush*] flush valve. Every-time I try to speak, I inadvertently-[*flush*] FLUSH!
Have you called a plumber?
Yeah. But, that god-[*flush*] damn-[*flush*] ass-[*flush*] hole-[*flush*] won't return my-[*flush*] CALLS!
Are you sure you don't have the hiccups?