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| Keep an eye on the house, dude... I'm going out of town this weekend with a friend. | |
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| I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. | |
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| And, you say you can't remember who you went with because you were too drunk and too high? Maybe, this will help: "HEE-HAWWWWW!!" | |
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