Groovy! - Star Trek: Reality TV

Author: edoggydog

Date: September 18, 2011

by edoggydog
9-18-11
Next on UPN.... Star Trek: The Lost Generation.
Groovy!
So, what are your plans after you graduate from Space Academy?
HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW? THERE AREN'T ANY JOB OPENINGS!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
AND, I STILL OWE $1,250,000 IN SCHOOL LOANS! I THINK I'LL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD WITH THIS PHASER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
If, he was an illegal alien from another planet, he could have qualified for financial aid!