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| I used to speak in normal letters, but now I speak in small letters... | |
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| This way when I tell one of my boring stories to you, I can get more words in before you get upset and me and walk away. Or, tell me to go fuck myself. Or, light yourself on fire. Or... | |
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| Wait here while I get someone to represent my reaction to your long-winded explanation. | |
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| ...faint on the floor. Or, take off your beret and stuff it down my throat, Or, have Obama order in an airstrike from an unmanned drone. Or, have the A-Team run me over with Mt. T's van... | |
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